Fellas, I know it's hard out there for you too. Miami women are definitely a lot to handle and a relationship with us is not for the faint of heart. This girl hasn't met a VIP section she didn't love.
She strives to meet a baller who will impregnate her. She dreams of being Lil Wayne's fifth baby momma. So you better be poppin' multiple bottles of Ace of Spades Champagne to get her attention.
The kind of girl that Kanye was rapping about If your salary isn't in the six figures and your car didn't cost more than a small country, don't even bother looking shorty's way.