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A circus performer was pulled over by a police officer for speeding. As the officer was writing the ticket, she noticed several machetes in the car.

So he got out the machetes and started juggling them, first three, then more, finally seven at one time, overhand, underhand, behind the back, putting on a dazzling show and amazing the officer. Another car passed by. Did you hear that the energizer bunny was arrested? He was charged with battery.

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What do you call a clairvoyant midget who escaped from prison? A small medium at large.

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The next day, at the courthouse, the man was charged with lewd and lascivious behavior, public indecency and public intoxication. Is it midnight already?

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An elderly couple was just settled down for bed when they Funny law enforcement jokes voices. Three men had broken into the greenhouse. Scared, they called the police. The dispatcher replied, he would send an officer as soon as one became available as they were all out on calls.

The old man waited for a few minutes and called Dispatch again. What do you call it when a prisoner takes his own mug shot? A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before.

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DEA officer stops at a ranch in Texas, and talks with an old rancher. This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I wish…. No questions asked or answers given.

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Have I made myself clear? A policeman arrested 2 boys Funny law enforcement jokes, one for drinking battery acid, the other for eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off. I Funny law enforcement jokes drunk when I had my drivers license picture taken. The CIA has three candidates, two men and a woman, for one assassin position. On the final day of testing, the CIA proctor leads the first male candidate to a large steel door and hands him a gun. Take this gun and kill her.

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Inside this room, you will find your husband sitting in a chair. Take this gun and kill him.

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Then all hell breaks loose behind the door cursing, screaming, crashing. Suddenly, all goes quiet.

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I had to beat the son of a bitch to death with the chair! The toilets were stolen from the police station. The cops have nothing to go on. A policeman pulls a man over for speeding and asks him to Funny law enforcement jokes out of the car.

Have you been drinking? Have you been eating doughnuts?

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A policeman in the big city stops a man in a car with a tiger in the front seat. The policeman pulls him over.

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We had such a good time we are going to the beach this weekend! When the suspect crossed the Georgia line, the first Trooper pulled over quickly. Bobby and Earl were driving down the road drinking a couple of bottles of Bud. I thought you might be that Funny law enforcement jokes trying to give her back!


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