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Granny in her underwear

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There has recently been a bit of a rumbling over social media about the fact that granny panties are currently "in style. I have never been much of a thong supporter. I do not like having a chronic wedgie, nor do I want to pay more for less underwear.

My husband has always been saddened by the fact that I enjoy circus tent, white cotton "day of the week" underwear. To him I say, keep rockin' your Dad bod, and I'll keep my fanny safely concealed. I am titillated to see that my underwear of choice is Granny in her underwear deemed fashionable and hip.

It just affirms the fact that I make solid undergarment choices, which obviously translates into my supreme wisdom over all other topics.

My reasoning for not wearing thongs, however has nothing to do with Granny in her underwear fashion forward trends.

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Here are the top 5 reasons I choose to wear said granny panties over super sexy thongs. My nether-regions need to stay properly ventilated. I do not want a cotton, or better yet, nylon fabric wadded up my Va-jay, stopping the air flow.

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I like to be comfortable while working my ass off all day. The last thing I need is to be distracted by an atomic wedgie while my four-year-old is trying to light the house on fire with a starter log on my patio.

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After three kids, my hips have expanded and shifted more times than the tectonic Granny in her underwear on the ocean floor of the western hemisphere. A thong could snap under such pressure.

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That is actually where the phrase, "You'll shoot your eye out with that thing" came from. No Room At The Inn: I already have three kids, one dog, and a husband stuck so far up my ass, that I literally cannot stick even the tiniest of things up there.