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My school is making me take a survey and the last question is an online submission to "describe yourself". Well, this submission is open to all members on campus. What the best "describe yourself" answer that you have ever seen or heard?

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I don't want any inside jokes about cheetos or tacos, just some plain old funny humor. That's as in, 'Colorful, varied, and frequently changed,' you pervert. Shamlessely stolen from that college entry essay from years ago: I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. I have been known to remodel train stations on my lunch breaks, making them more efficient in the area of heat retention.

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I translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees, I write award-winning operas, I manage time efficiently.

Occasionally, I tread Funny about me sections for three days in a row. I woo women with my sensuous and godlike trombone playing, I can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and I cook Thirty-Minute Brownies in twenty minutes.


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